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إن كنت تظن ان قلبي للتسلية ... فاني سأجعل قلبك مدينة ملاهي
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She came to me last night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, she left & I was hurt!!... damn mosquito!
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History tells a story. That's why you must always clear it before your girlfriend uses the computer.
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Wine! Hawn!
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The closest I've ever come to a 69 was when I showed a German b!tch my 6" and she said "nein!"
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Everyone has a right to be stupid; some people just abuse the privilege
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I'll Give You A Nickle If You Tickle My Pickle !!
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Liverpool have made a bid for Rooney after he said he wanted to play in a different league next season.
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If your name was HOMEWORK, I would be doing you on my desk right now
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children I miss you like a retard misses the point ![]() The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before? The most effective copyright protection known to man: A Scratched CD ![]()
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حاول أن تصيب هدفك وإن لم يصب سهمك الهدف حاول مره تانيه وأن لم تصب ....خلص انسى شكلك احول عندما تواجه عشرة رجال لوحدك في جو ممتلئ بالغيوم والعواصف والرعد .... وعندما تقف كل الصعوبات في وجهك رغم ذلك تصل لهدفك وتحققه......فاعلم وقتها انك الكابتن ماجد
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