The Funny Quotes Thread - Page 9

**Tawa** · 12-27-2009

God gave men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

- I don't agree on this one but it's funny.

Neoxter · 12-29-2009

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of dying, he sings.

The neighbors love it when I practice piano. They break my window to hear me better :P

*Bilal* · 01-05-2010

-"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

-"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"

-"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."

-What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

-Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

-If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

-What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

-All generalizations are false, including this one.

Neoxter · 01-14-2010

أحلى خمس إشيا بالدني, ثلاثة, الأكل و النوم

*Bilal* · 01-17-2010

Someone has just found out what F.I.N.A.L.S stand for = ****KK! I Never Actually Learned this Shit !

**RAM BÓY™** · 01-17-2010

Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them

**TAREK®** · 01-17-2010

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAM BÓY™

Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them

its " except loving them again" w it is not a funny quote

its just a quote

jak · 01-17-2010

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
- Ronald Reagan

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson

"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot"

"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!"

"Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."

Neoxter · 01-17-2010

A Lion never cheats on his wife..but a Tiger wood.

[If u didn't get it read this]

Malek · 01-17-2010

Have you ever realized that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says: WTF!!!

12-27-2009	#81
Tawa  Last Online: 12-20-2021 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,121 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	God gave men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - I don't agree on this one but it's funny. __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

12-29-2009	#82
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of dying, he sings. The neighbors love it when I practice piano. They break my window to hear me better :P __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

01-14-2010	#84
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	أحلى خمس إشيا بالدني, ثلاثة, الأكل و النوم __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

01-17-2010	#86
RAM BÓY™ Vcoderz Team Last Online: 05-31-2021 Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,915 Thanks: 3,184 Thanked 2,546 Times in 1,373 Posts Groans: 59 Groaned at 23 Times in 17 Posts	Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them __________________ VcoderZewe©

01-17-2010	#89
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	A Lion never cheats on his wife..but a Tiger wood. [If u didn't get it read this] __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

01-05-2010	#83
Bilal Registered Member Last Online: 07-13-2010 Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 213 Thanks: 73 Thanked 268 Times in 108 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	-"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house." -"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world" -"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." -What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. -Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. -If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. -What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? -All generalizations are false, including this one.

01-17-2010	#88
jak Registered Member Last Online: 12-11-2011 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 946 Thanks: 388 Thanked 601 Times in 294 Posts Groans: 4 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." - Ronald Reagan "I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson "42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot" "It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!" "Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."

01-17-2010	#90
Malek Registered Member Last Online: 06-22-2023 Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,304 Thanks: 102 Thanked 1,147 Times in 619 Posts Groans: 8 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	Have you ever realized that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says: WTF!!! __________________

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