The Funny Quotes Thread - Page 13

**Tawa** · 03-11-2010

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Legend Killer

dude u read it OK as if " O-K" what he meant was 0K as if " zero" not O

Yes and 0 k = -273 C.

Neoxter · 03-22-2010

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears.

bitarno · 03-22-2010

I'd Smack You .... But Shit Splatters ...

Neoxter · 03-23-2010

كــان ضغطي عم يلعب ... عيّطت عليه وقلتلّو : خلص لعب!، فوت عالدرس

**Abruzzy** · 03-28-2010

Going to McDonalds for a salade is like going to a ***** for a hug.
She's so fake. If you look behind her neck, I bet it says "Made In China."
Dear Homework, You're Not Attractive and I'm Not Doing You
Money can't buy happiness... but I'd rather cry in a Ferrari.

Neoxter · 03-31-2010

أحلى نكتة سمعتا بهالكم يوم بواحد من برامج النكات هي: قال كان في مرة واحد =توووووت= شاف مرتو عم =تووووت= قلا ليش يا =تووووت= ما عم =تووووووت= قالتلو: لو ما كانت جارتنا =تووووت= مع صاحب =تووووت= ما كنت انت هلق =تووووت= يا =توووووت= واهههاهههاههها

Neoxter · 04-08-2010

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Justin · 04-09-2010

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit

Neoxter · 04-12-2010

خبر عاجل: "تعلن المملكة العربية السعودية عن تغيير عملتها من ريال الى برشلونا خوف من خسارة اسم عملتهم

bitarno · 04-13-2010

If God made everything, God must be somewhere in china

03-22-2010	#122
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears. __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

03-22-2010	#123
bitarno Registered Member Last Online: 10-13-2012 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 582 Thanks: 237 Thanked 437 Times in 221 Posts Groans: 10 Groaned at 9 Times in 8 Posts	I'd Smack You .... But Shit Splatters ... __________________ “Please dnt call me arrogant,but Im European champion & I think Im a special one." Jose Mourinho

03-23-2010	#124
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	كــان ضغطي عم يلعب ... عيّطت عليه وقلتلّو : خلص لعب!، فوت عالدرس __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

03-28-2010	#125
Abruzzy Vcoderz Team Last Online: 02-22-2014 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,660 Thanks: 611 Thanked 1,370 Times in 806 Posts Groans: 19 Groaned at 31 Times in 26 Posts	Going to McDonalds for a salade is like going to a *** for a hug. She's so fake. If you look behind her neck, I bet it says "Made In China." Dear Homework, You're Not Attractive and I'm Not Doing You Money can't buy happiness... but I'd rather cry in a Ferrari. __________________ Aspire.To.Inspire.Before.You.Expire**

03-31-2010	#126
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	أحلى نكتة سمعتا بهالكم يوم بواحد من برامج النكات هي: قال كان في مرة واحد =توووووت= شاف مرتو عم =تووووت= قلا ليش يا =تووووت= ما عم =تووووووت= قالتلو: لو ما كانت جارتنا =تووووت= مع صاحب =تووووت= ما كنت انت هلق =تووووت= يا =توووووت= واهههاهههاههها __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

04-08-2010	#127
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me. __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

04-09-2010	#128
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

04-12-2010	#129
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	خبر عاجل: "تعلن المملكة العربية السعودية عن تغيير عملتها من ريال الى برشلونا خوف من خسارة اسم عملتهم __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

04-13-2010	#130
bitarno Registered Member Last Online: 10-13-2012 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 582 Thanks: 237 Thanked 437 Times in 221 Posts Groans: 10 Groaned at 9 Times in 8 Posts	If God made everything, God must be somewhere in china __________________ “Please dnt call me arrogant,but Im European champion & I think Im a special one." Jose Mourinho

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