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Why did the chicken cross the road? According to FIFA it didn't.
If England wanted to win the World Cup, they were going to have to raise the bar... So a Frenchman an Italian and an Englishman get on a plane... Lampard walks into a bar... the ref still doesn't notice. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to get a signal on it's iPhone 4. At least England don't have to worry about Robert Green dropping the trophy. U.S. win the world cup ? Aint Ghana happen. If the world doesnt end on December 21st, 2012,I have a funny feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20th, 2013,Am I right  ?Vodka, Whiskey, Tequila I'm calling the shots John Terrys world cup may be over,as he jets back to England today. To explain to his wife why 37 Fathers day cards have arrived in the post
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A person has lost all his left side ,and now?????????? now he is all right !!!!
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look too good either
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Two things are infinite: the universe & human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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justin, alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, careers..
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A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose first 
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i know this is not the place to post this but still it is funny
الدرج الكهربائي التي من المفترض ان ينزل عليه الملك عبد الله في مطار بيروت الآتي على ظهر شاحنة ضخمة تنقله من سوريا عبر بوابة المصنع عالق على كوع الكحالة متسبباً بزحمة سير خانقة امتدت كيلومترات خلف الشاحنة |
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A breast without a nipple has no point.
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قمة الخيانة ان تشرب بيبسي في كاسة مكتوب عليها كوكا كولا
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